After not giving my December-Last-Year <30 Day Trial Period> enough attention (the dog was having cancerous tumors removed and I ate some REAL food (peanuts ‘n’ chish ‘n’ fips) that bunged me into bed with a rabid, and all too debilitatingly Christmas-obliterating case of pitifully putrid pukedom), I have returned to sniffing (if not snuffing) out Reallusion’s iClone 3 EX.
I was spurred to re-look by the unexpected release of Crazy Talk 6, an application that I have been attached to since version 3.5 – and that, unlike it’s less wieldy big brother, I have an unfaltering, permanent soft-spot for. The upgrade from Version 5 to 6 is about sixty quid, twice what the leap from 4 to 5 was, “thanks”, I suppose, at least partially, to the vagaries of the exchange rate. The slump in the value of the pound has catapulted costs for Brits forced to pay monopolies in dollars (and tax to Germans)……or do without. Gnaff.
Peasantly-pauper whinging (sighed, snide, aside)…. what’ve I done with the demo ?
Many many (if not the REST of the “writing on the wall”)….and I’m certainly $old (apart from the fact that if Crazy Talk 6 is out then it is likely that iClone 4 is due soon – and MAY introduce a THIRD style of avatar head – rendering any preparation with earlier software iterations a COMPLETE WASTE OF EFFORT).
My Crazy Talk 5 scripts don’t work properly with iClone 2/Generation 2 heads. They were a struggle to create the first time around but I’ve made the attempts shown below – and am starting to feel encouraged by the SUBTLETIES achievable with this modified model - although fitting the wig (don’t tell me Generation 2 toupees aren’t compatible with Generation 3 heads ; and Generation 4 will be superceeding everything else a week next Saturday) is proving to be such a bastard that I may have to ditch it and only shoot my speaker from the front….(after all, I’m not Tony Martin).
TRANSFORMATIONS….SO FAR…

- Final Generation 2 Character and Custom G2 Clothing
This is the finalised Generation 2 character. He isn’t perfect. His right eye is incorrectly cut, the mouth isn’t ideal
and he’s suffering from some kind of (unkind) skin condition that yellows his forehead. I “got around” that fault
previously with lighting and sepia distractions. He falls out of his clothes quite a lot – which is probably less in
keeping with his octogenarianism than it would have been at earlier stages of his life.
The “Pompadour” wig fits this bloke – giving him a neat DA at the back and no gaps at the sides of his skull.
“Mein Kampf” taking him from iClone 2 to iClone 3 —->

- First G2 Re-Creation Attempt from Shared Skin Files
“Wide-mouthed frog”, with too much tan and mis-cut eyes
(the static whites from the source still aren’t covered)
that render him unusable.

- Splayed False Eyes, Sockets Still Mis-Cut
Splayed False Eyes (in default positions), Sockets still mis-cut, hairpiece removed.

- The Worst of the Lot
This was my second attempt to make a G3 variant, working from scratch.
I couldn’t BELIEVE how AWFUL this was. I cut the features, as precisely
as I could using the Zoom facility and yet got this HORROR.
He looks like the sort of thing the “League of Gentlemen” cast afflict
upon their phisiognomies with acres of Sellotape (other brands of
sticky-back plastic are available ; stickel-back plastic is altogetherly
more FISHY).

- Catching the Red Eye
I went back and edited my source front face to create this.
I gouged his eyes out and filled the sockets with a solid
colour picked from the corner…not the cornea
(could any pun be cornier ?).
I think this head style was “Neutral” rather than “Male”.
Apparently iClone “Males” are a “bunch” of “Fatheads”.
I hoped a thinner bonce might need less of a trimmer to get that ruddy wig to fit.

- It’s All About the Snout
Using the same source images, I tried to cut a better nose – with proper positioning
and…..NOSTRILS ; I failed ; MONUMENTALLY.

- Then I Had Another Go and David Bowie Arrived
Following an, unpictured DISASTER, with blue background seepage -
I had a tiddle with my brace of source images and was graced by
The Thin White Duke.
I think this looks so much like David Bowie that you could
believe it was MEANT to be him….. not unlike when my
Carl Jung original became Jimmy Greaves.
iClone lets you re-colour eyes SEPARATELY so p’aps
Bowie’s BUILT-IN….the Button is a Bowie-nator.
I think this was the first image that began to look human -
I’d been happier with the cartoony cast of G2 but this
“drew” me in – especially when I witnessed the improved
animation as applied to the face I am currently considering
keeping —>

- Is this a “Keeper” or “Keeper’s Keeper” ?
All the alterations between these last two faces were achieved using iClone’s
in-program sliders – WITH WELCOME SIMPLICITY – and even
welcomerer results. I’ve even given him some purple glasses now
as a rose-tinted version of the blue ones that he really earned and owned.