Too early (to be as whirly as a bird (unheard)), I was woken (if not shaken or beaten) up by an owl ; an owl, not an ‘owl (or (an) Anne Howell) ; ootside, ‘ooting - ’n’ ting, innit ?
Why is an owl more WISE than “Why is ?” ?
Why is an owl an “owl” and not an “oot” ?
Is it because, via dire vowel avowal, a neutered oot‘d dispute the newt ?
