Posted in Oh DOOOO Pipe Down !, tagged Birds, Comic Verse, Confusion, Crows, Humor, Humour, I Sometimes Think, Philiosophy, Poetry, Puzzles, Riddles, Roosters on March 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
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A reading of a comic poem. Author unknown.
I SOMETIMES THINK
I sometimes think I’d rather crow
And be a rooster than to roost
And be a crow. But I dunno.
A rooster he can roost also,
Which don’t seem fair when crows can’t crow.
Which may help some. Still I dunno.
Crows should be glad of one thing, [...]
Posted in Oh DOOOO Pipe Down !, tagged Accents, Acton, Baboons, Children's Poetry, Comic Verse, Flight, Humour, Milligan, Silly Old Baboon, Silly Voices, Spike Milligan, Voiceover on March 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
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Reading of Spike Milligan’s comic poem “Silly Old Baboon”.
There was a Baboon
Who, one afternoon,
Said “I think I will fly to the sun.”
So, with two great palms
Strapped to his arms,
He started his take-off run.
Mile after mile
He galloped in style
But never once left the ground.
“You’re running too slow”
Said a passing crow,
“Try reaching the [...]
Posted in Oh DOOOO Pipe Down !, tagged 1920s, A A Milne, Bears, Childhood, Children's Literature, Christopher Robin, English Literature, Humour, Literacy, Milne, Poem, Poetry, Reading, When We Were Very Young on March 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
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A reading of A.A. Milne (creator of “Winnie the Pooh)’s poem
“Lines and Squares”
from the 1924 collection “
When We Were Very Young”.
Whenever I walk in a London street,
I’m ever so careful to watch my feet;
And I keep in the squares,
And the masses of bears,
Who wait at the corners all ready to eat
The [...]
Posted in (K(no)w) Worse Verse, tagged Car Crime, Comic Verse, Crime, Humor, Humour, Limerick, Poems, Poetry, Rhymes, Theft, Verse on November 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
There once was a car-thief from Leicester
Who stole, on parole, a Fiesta
If you’re going to steal
Stay AWAKE at the wheel
Don’t fall prey to impromptu siesta
Posted in (K(no)w) Worse Verse, tagged Humour, Poem, Poetry, Quatrain, Rhyme on October 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Making “Janey” his agenda
Johnny was a gender-bender
All the dresses ‘e would send ‘er
Added to ‘er sequined splendour
Posted in Diary (Eh ?), tagged Findings, Humour, Internet, Internet Addiction, Quiz, Self-Assessment, Tests on September 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I am 41% Internet Addict.
I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!
Take theInternet Addict Test@ FualiDotCom
Posted in Wordplay, tagged Anomalies, Bank Robbery, Crime, English, Fun, Gun Crime, Homonyms, Humour, Jokes, Language, Love of Language, Ouch, Phrases, Prison, Puns, Sellotape, Silly, Strained, Strange, Wordplay, Words on August 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
If you “hold someone UP“
- (()you’ll (log ()) that you (yew ?) (sloe ?)) “slow them DOWN“
…unless it’s a “stick up“
and they’re to
DA$H with the CA$H
@ a
“stuck-up” bank host’s (haste) heist……
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Don’t forget to TIP the SCALES OF JUSTICE
to avoid a PRISON SELLOTAPE
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Posted in (K(no)w) Worse Verse, Uncategorized, tagged Advertising Slogans, Cliches, Diet, Greek Gods, Health, Humour, Olympics, Poem, Poetry, Verse on December 30, 2003 | Leave a Comment »
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He’s fit as a fiddle,
He’s fit as a flea,
He’s 85,000 times fitter than me,
He knows every muscle,
Each vein and corpuscle,
Is pulling TOGETHER
To gather the prize :
A shiney medallion,
That dazzles the eyes,
This sleek, swarthy stallion,
Will bare recognise,
From his podium-placing,
The pain I am facing,
Debasing !
I’m chasing not catching my breath.
Have I bungs in my lungs
And [...]
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